May 31 2009
Don’t let this happen again!
The MTV awards were tonight. Usually, this is my favorite awards ceremony. Its one of the few times an action or comedy will win an award and get the respect it deserves. This means comic book movies too. They are pretty funny too. Last years videos were just hilarious. This year, Iron Man AND the Dark Knight were able to be nominated. Finally, someone was going to give TDK the best movie award. And that guy from Jizz in My Pants was hosting. Sounds like a great show.
No, no it wasnt.
It turns out that Andy Samberg is actually not funny at all as a host. His jokes fell flat, and none of the spoof videos made any sense. This does not even pale in comparison to the actual winners of the show. For the first hour and a half, I got to see nothing but Disney and Twilight stars win awards. Hell, the only comic book award was given to heath ledger for best villain (duh), but they just threw that one in before the commercials. The crowning insult of the night was Twilight winning best movie. As comic book fans, we must swear to never let this happen again. Twilight’s bizzare cult of girls who love “vampires” must be stopped. We have to prove that we are the true uber-fans. I dont want to see us losing any more of these contests. Our next chance will be with Iron Man 2. Im ready to get this campaign started now.
But if that doesn’t work, just remember that the box office doesnt lie, and Twilight cant touch us on this one.
